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My Quote Made It...

You may not care but I do. I was in a draft chat at footballoutsiders who are easily the best football guys out there IMO. Well my quote from the chat on the Percy Harvin pick by the vikings made their audibles section. I am stoked for this because like I said footballoutsiders are the best. Click here and go to to the vikings pick of Harvin

I didn't say anything special but hey, I will take it. The chat had over a thousand replies so to make it out of that is cool. 

name is terrapin there as well. 

Matt Stafford: Lucky SOB.

Not only did he get the most guaranteed money in nfl history but he got to do a photoshoot with.....


E:60 Maria Sharapova and Matt Stafford Preview from ESPN Communications on Vimeo.

Ryan And Calhoun Have Died.

I was wondering where the other two teh blog members got off to. You know seeing as how neither one ever posts at all. I did some research and it turns out both of them have died.

I called Ryan's family to find out what happen to my dear friend. He was out in the woods chopping down some trees for lumber. One of the trees fell at an angle that caused Ryan to jump out of its oncoming heap. While diving his axe went flying up in the air. The axe than landed on Ryan cutting his head off. RIP Ryan. Cave Crickets will never be the same without you.

Calhoun on the other hand is a much more tragic story. I had to go into deep research on the net to find out about his whereabouts and what I found out was truly sad. Calhoun took a trip to Africa because he is a big Bono fan and wanted to follow in his heroes footsteps by saving the children. While in Africa he went into the wild with some tour guides to look and learn about animals. A pissed off rhino who had earlier been tagged by a hunter saw the jeep Calhoun was in and rammed it turning it over. The turned over jeep landed on Calhoun's body leaving him pinned. The rhino then used Calhoun's head as a humping post and than when finished gored poor Calhoun's head.


These are both true stories. No one will be here to defend them.

OMG Horrible!!!!!

I Have a huge dislike for Beyonce because she is a no talent bitch who annoys the fuck out of me with her stupid dance moves and shit like that. She probably is the most annoying female on the planet. Here is a clip from the Howard Stern show which plays a clip of her singing without her knowing or something. Listen to around 1:06 when she really gets bad. Jesus Christ!

Rachel Mcadams.

She is super hot in this photo shoot. Go see State Of Play.



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Two Smashed Movie Reviews In One.

This past weekend I saw "adventureland" and "State of play". Both movies are good and both are worth going to see. 

Adventureland stars Bill Hader(the only funny one in this movie), Kristen Wigg(wasted in this), Jesse Eisenberg, and Kristen Stewart(aka Ms. Twilight). This movie takes place in a theme park type place called adventureland where depression and broken dreams are common. The movie is basically a love story between characters James and Em(Eisenberg & Stewart). I am no fan of Kristen Stewart but after this movie I would definitely like to sex her up. Jesse Eisenberg is not as dorky as the previews would lead you to believe. He gets all the hot girls in adventureland. The acting is fine across the board and the story is simple and to the point. The movie is more drama than comedy and worth a watch if you want a semi funny love story. 

Grade: B

State of Play is a suspense movie that I won't go into because I don't care to. You just need to know that is is good, and brings Ben Affleck best performance I have seen. Russell Crowe of course is the man as he always is and Rachel Mcadams is fucking adorable and hot all at the same time. Best she has looked in my mind. The movie takes more twists than an indian burn and is full of shockers I guess you could say. 

Grade: B+

Teh Sports.

* The Nationals are so lame and horrible that the people who make their jerseys can't even spell their name right. Ouch. National E.Dukes gets fined for showing up to the ball park 5 minutes late because he was at a charity little league game.Ouch. Good job there Nationals aka the laughing stock of professional baseball. 

* The NFL draft is fast approaching which means the Lions will draft a bust at QB and Mel Kiper will give us two full days of his smug cocky asshole douche face. 

* Torry Holt signs with the Jags and his career now becomes a 500 yard 3 td receiver. 

*TO will star in a new show called "superstars" where athletes compete in other sports( I think). I predict he will win.

*High School pitcher Patrick Schuster throws 4 no hitters in a row. DAMN! Impressive. 

*I am no fan of the NBA but I would watch every game of the finals if it's Cavs vs Lakers or basically Kobe vs Lebron. Sprite vs Sprite, Best vs. Best. 

Lions New Logo.

Looks like shit to me. Pretty horrible. The font looks the worst. 

Observe And Report Review.

Observe and Report is one of those movies you go see with your friends and have a good time doing so. The movie has many many many great moments that will make you and your pals cackle or just blurt out the words "holy shit!" 

Observe for those of you living under a rock stars portly Seth Rogan as mall cop Ronnie Barnhardt. When I go see a movie starring Seth I expect to laugh about 50 times. The guy is just funny and has an infectious laugh. Was this movie any different? No. The movie has many laugh out loud moments and even more "wtf?" moments. O&R is directed by Jody Hill. He directed the horrible "Foot Fist Way" film that the guys over at funnyordie.com raved about. I can tell you don't listen to the hype the movie sucks. But Jody also created the HBO tv show "eastbound and down" starring Danny Mcbride. That show is pure brilliance in which Mcbride plays a retired(not by choice) ego maniac baseball player. So Jody Hill is currently shooting at 66% which is damn good. 

Seth Rogan is not alone in this movie as far as funny people go. Anna Faris plays her typical air headed drunk drugged out character which she plays to perfection. Michael Pena leaves his roots of being a dramatic actor(his performance in "crash" was amazing) for his first endeavor into comedy and does a great job as Ronnie's "number 2". My boy Ed from Scrubs fame, Aziz Ansari helps Seth Rogan in the longest "fuck you" scene in movie history. Danny Mcbride plays a crack head who displays his drug dealing little kid proudly via a tattoo on his chest. And of course there is others but fuck them. 

A movie like this doesn't really need to be strong on story. The movie is just about Ronnie's ego and trying to catch a pervert who keeps exposing himself to women in the parking lot of the mall. It also aides Seth Rogan into the category of best comedic action star. O&R along with Pineapple Express were both boarder line action movies, not in the truest sense but in the sense of all the fighting and gun violence. 

I just saw it 24 hours ago and I want to see it again already. It is funnier than Yes,Man and ranks above Seth Rogans films such as superbad and zach and miri, but not quite as good as Knocked up or Pineapple. 

In conclusion go see it if you like Seth Rogan. If you are not a fan than you will probably remain on the outside looking in with this movie. 

Grade:B+